You couldn't make it up

[Begbie]

Local news report. The police obviously are pretty bad at hide and seek.

Quote:

On 14 September 2008, the man's neighbour contacted police in Londonderry, worried that she had not seen her neighbour for over a week.

The next day an officer entered the property but found nothing.

Mr Hutchinson said the officer who was about to go inside the house was cautioned by a colleague about the awful state of the property.

"Undeterred, and without either protective clothing or a torch, the officer went inside and began a search.

"The officer said the main living room windows were partially boarded up, the curtains were drawn and the lights were not working, all of which made visibility poor.

The officers left the house without finding the body, which was under a blanket on a sofa in the room.

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8510373.stm

[bill.glentoran]

heard that one, hail the psni.

[Begbie]

In my experience, most police officers are petty bullies who have an inflated opinion of their own intelligence.

The problem that I've found is that a court gives greater weight to the uncorroberated statement of a peeler than to that of an ordinary citizen.

[bill.glentoran]

you mean like a them and us sort of thing?phew!who could believe it.

[Begbie]

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill.glentoran

you mean like a them and us sort of thing?phew!who could believe it.

Irony doesn't become you, young Bill.

[bill.glentoran]

apparently some bastard parked on double yellow lines,luckily it was outside their favourite chippy,so a big up to the psni, a collar and a poke of chips,all in a nights work for our boys.

[Begbie]

Council worker gets £24K compensation because she slipped a disk when the Lord Mayor tried to jump over her while she was dressed as a tomato.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11548982