Why am I up at 6am on a Sunday Morning?

**mfc1876** · #1 21-11-2010, 06:46 AM

Well our lass heard some shouting coming from outside and just thought next door were having another row, then when someone started blaring on their car horn constantly I had a look out to see what was going on, as I'm walking across the landing to the window I can see an orange flashing light and I'm thinking some fucker's in my van and got the beacons on!!! This, however, wasn't the case as it turns out... the fella next door's van... is on fucking FIRE!!! Somebody reeeaaally doesn't like him! It's not as if I live in a scummy area either, my work van was parked right behind his too, so the firemen were banging on my door wanting me to move it.

She decides she then wants to get up and have a cup of tea as there's 'no way she's ever gonna get back to sleep now', half an hour later she's gone back to bed knackered and I'm left downstairs watching Toy Story 2 with a hyper 4 year old who just LOVED all the excitement as he thought Fireman Sam was just out the front putting next door's van out... another Sunday lie in gone... knackered.

**grandpa** · #2 21-11-2010, 09:07 AM

don`t cha just hate that when it goes pear shaped

**Begbie** · #3 21-11-2010, 09:24 AM

I woke up on my sofa and looked at my watch. 11:50. I grudgingly got up and made a cuppa. At this stage I realised that my watch had stopped last night. Piece of Sekonda shit.

**mfc1876** · #4 21-11-2010, 10:14 AM

Just had another look at it whilst moving my van back where it was, that's fucked that like! Not only does the poor fucker have to watch them tow his livelihood away but he's gotta sweep all the mess up once it's gone...

Well it serves the cnut right for playing loud music on Saturday nights til 4 in the morning while I'm on call and then his mrs' stupid fucking mate telling me 'unlucky' when I complain about it.

For the record I didn't do it... honestly. They obvioulsy pissed someone else off too though!

**tjl** · #5 21-11-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mfc1876

Just had another look at it whilst moving my van back where it was, that's fucked that like! Not only does the poor fucker have to watch them tow his livelihood away but he's gotta sweep all the mess up once it's gone...

Well it serves the cnut right for playing loud music on Saturday nights til 4 in the morning while I'm on call and then his Mrs' stupid fucking mate telling me 'unlucky' when I complain about it.

For the record I didn't do it... honestly. They obviously pissed someone else off too though!

The trouble with modern society nowadays is No matter you tell them it's not you,because by the very nature you quite rightly complained about his anti sociable behavior and his F**kwit of a mates wife response they may point the finger in your direction.Keep on your toes my man..

**mfc1876** · #6 21-11-2010, 10:41 AM

To be fair it was in the summer when I complained and they've been quiet on the whole since. They had a blazing row with one of their mates the other week out the front in which (the mate) shouted "NO WONDER YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING FRIENDS!"

Dunno what went on like and I'm no Sherlock but I'd say they fell out with that person lol!

#7 21-11-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Begbie

I woke up on my sofa and looked at my watch. 11:50. I grudgingly got up and made a cuppa. At this stage I realised that my watch had stopped last night. Piece of Sekonda shit.

Watch? In this day and age? Use your mobile phone ffs.