The Golf Nut

[roller coaster]

John and Helen met while on vacation,

and John fell head over heels in love with her.

But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to

various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.

He was convinced that it was true love.

And so....on the last night of his vacation,

the two of them went to dinner

and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,"

John said to his new found lady friend.

"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!

Helen took a deep breath and responded:

"Since we're being honest with each other,

here goes .... You need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."

He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought.

Then he added, "You know,

it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

[Sharky]

Find me one woman who understands that joke and I will give you...erm.. a hat.

[adam_ayres1988]

Yeah it's a man's joke.

[joe2jacks]

my missus threatened to leave me last week saying she cant handle my sports addiction, From soccer to snooker, golf to bowling you name it and i will watch it, anyway to save the relationship i booked a nice table for two for last night, twenty mins in and things had gone from bad to worse, she had'nt potted one f*****g red.