Super Injunction - Page 3

**manUdave** · #41 07-06-2011, 09:47 PM

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.

**Begbie** · #42 08-06-2011, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by manUdave

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.

FFS, Dave. See posts #337 and #345 here.

I know you've been ill but even Sharky beat you to it.

**manUdave** · #43 08-06-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Begbie

FFS, Dave. See posts #337 and #345 here.

I know you've been ill but even Sharky beat you to it.

The old one are the best beggs

**barry69922898** · #44 09-06-2011, 12:55 PM

http://www.mirror.co.uk/2011/06/09/r...5875-23189368/

Giggs brother went after him with a hammer........ I dont think he understood it properly when he herd his brother had been nailing his wife.

**Sharks** · #45 09-06-2011, 03:07 PM

Got a mate who knows a player at Man Utd and he told him that he was shagging his brother's wife BEFORE she met his brother and hadn't since they met and the press are making it into something it's not. Fairly reliable source like.

**Burdock** · #46 09-06-2011, 09:35 PM

Following Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, it has been revealed that he had his wifes pubic hair implanted.

Apparently the results are better from one cunt to another.

**scudd** · #47 09-06-2011, 10:37 PM

Ryan Giggs wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best tracksuit ready for another hard days work of being an over privileged welsh shagger. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks:
"By god, Ryan, you're looking good this morning".
He admires the fine cut of his outfit and the neat trim of his hair, and flexes his biceps.
"Feeling good, too," He enters the kitchen downstairs and the wife hands him a bowl of Cornflakes.
"You're looking fit this morning, Ryan".
"To be sure," says the thick pillock appreciatively."I feel good as well."
"But you're not smelling so good, mind" comments his beloved. Ryan takes a sniff.
"You're right there." he says worriedly. "I am smelling a bit rough."
He eats his cereal, downs his coffee, and sets off for Old Trafford.
"Good morning to you, sweetie," he grins at Alex Ferguson.
"It's a fine morning Ryan," says Alex, "and you're looking really good.
"Why thank you. I look good and I feel pretty good as well,"says Ryan.
"Oh Ryan!" winces Alex in disgust, "you smell awful! Worried, Ryan visits his doctor.
"Doc, I've got a problem. I look good, I feel great, but I smell awful." The doc reaches down for his medical dictionary.
"You look good," he scans down the page, "you feel great....but.....smell awful.
"Hmmm yes..." "It's quite simple, Ryan," the doctor says, "You're a cunt."

**Begbie** · #48 10-06-2011, 04:08 AM

Sh*ky has taken a super-injunction out against FSi.

Apparently, phrases involving the word 'check' can not be used in reports, posts and jokes about the said 'Sh*ky', whoever he may be.

The same court ruled that the words 'dry hump', 'smell my finger' and the thought 'nothing but a prick-tease' were admissible.

Sh*ky was unavailable for comment at 04:00 am, when approached by an FSi reporter.

**scudd** · #49 10-06-2011, 09:36 PM

ryan giggs and his brother walk into a bar and ryan says

"I'll have what he's having"

**scudd** · #50 10-06-2011, 09:36 PM

Ryan Giggs' sister in law recently started a music career as a solo artist. In fact, she's doing really well. She's doing 2 Giggs a night now ;-).

**Sharks** · #51 10-06-2011, 09:55 PM

I like the "you're a cunt" one.