deadlywill

[Begbie]

Our favourite Aussie has just had his first operation to get rid of bladder cancer.

I'm sure that we all want to give him some support. He's one of the good guys.

[glenman]

Holy shit, hope all goes well for our favourite son of a convict. Best of luck for a speedy recovery fella.

[jake robinson]

Bloody hell Deaders you have had a bad run recently. Speedy recovery mate.

[steveinlowton]

Best of luck mate hope all goes well

[imperial109]

Good luck, hope all goes well and you have a speedy recovery.

[bazzer]

Best of Luck mate ,keep yer pecker up ,im sure youll beat it

[elftone1]

Hope the op goes well deaders,speedy recovery,best of luck to you and your family

[Tats]

Hope all goes well matey and hope for a speedy recovery dood

[joe2jacks]

good luck mate, hope everything goes well

[ruudboy]

Our favourite Aussie has just had his first operation to get rid of bladder cancer.

I'm sure that we all want to give him some support. He's one of the good guys.

He's not my favourite Aussie, Harold Bishop and Alf Stewart, but deaders is a close third!

Good luck mate, no doubt you're in great hands. All the best with your treatment

[suzie]

Hope your feeling better soon will, hope the operation went well and you get the all clear really soon :D

[adam_ayres1988]

Hope you feel better soon mate.

[mrs_tats_mk2]

hope you make a speedy recovery hun loads of love mrs t xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:;)

[Begbie]

He's not my favourite Aussie, Harold Bishop and Alf Stewart, but deaders is a close third!

Good luck mate, no doubt you're in great hands. All the best with your treatmentI'd shove Harold Bishop's tuba where the sun don't shine (not Belfast, by the way). He'd be shitting brass for a year. :lol:

[mfc1876]

and here's me whinging about a prolapsed disc... and Deadly giving me advice on it... I guess that's a measure of the man!

Sorry to hear it mate. I really wish you a fast recovery. You're a true gent and I'd be proud to call you a friend ;)

[bill.glentoran]

what! good god! they have doctors out there? next thing you know they will develop into some sort of society.
best of irish luck to ye!

[manUdave]

Good luck deaders, we'll all be thinking about you.

[KUBLA]

anyone else think this is a cop out on the run up to the "Ashes"
:D


all the best Deadly

[Begbie]

anyone else think this is a cop out on the run up to the "Ashes"
:D


all the best DeadlyQuite right. Cremate the cunt and squash him into a tiny urn.

[deadlywill]

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[deadlywill]

Thanks everyone for your well wishes.

I'm out of hospital and back home now on the mend. Be bleeding for about a week after the op.

The cancer was unfortunately attached to the bladder wall which meant that part of the bladder had to be cut out as well. It was about 3cm x 2cm x 2cm. They woke me up during the op to show me on the tv what it looked like - i'd say it looked like tripe if you've ever had the misfortune of seeing or eating that. You have a morphine injection into your spine that makes you paralyzed from the tits down. All the instruments go straight up ya japs eye and they use electric current to do the cutting. The scariest thing for me i think is when i woke up i couldn't feel anything or move anything and the nurse said thats what a paraplegic feels like. Awful feeling. Closely followed by the moment i spotted a catheter the size of a power cord hanging out my knob. I spent the next day dreading how they were gunna get that thing out until the nurse came in and said take a big breath in and while i was she just yanked it out. Wow - wasn't as bad as i thought it would be but after that it was definitely morphine time.

I had to wee on my own and when i tried to pass the first urine i nearly keeled over the pain was unbelievable. My knob felt like it had been shredded and dipped in petrol and set on fire. You have to constantly drink and pass urine which is very scary after the first time i really didn't want to do it again but the doc said if i didn't pass a certain amount of urine per hour then the catheter is going back in - fuck that. The urine is just blood with chunks in it basically. First two days it was quite thick blood but then i started to get more urine - less blood. I worked out on the second day if i sit down to pee it was slightly less painful than standing up. By 3rd day i was just taking some strong painkilling tabs to pass urine and decided to man up and drink as much water as i could during the day to get it over with. Now there is just a little blood at the beginning and at the end and not too much discomfort. There is usually four operations in the first year - every three months then we see how it's going from there.

Unfortunately it has a high recurrence rate in the 80% region and a life expectancy of five years or less from first removal date. So i might just get to see the new Man Utd manager. On the good side i am young and pretty fit and Aussie:D


Worst moment - Definitely first day of peeing after catheter came out. Am dreading the next time already.

Best moment - standing naked in the shower getting washed by two lovely nurses on their knees. A great moment and the only time on my first day up i was able to have a little chuckle:D

There it is ladies and germs...

[Burdock]

Yeah.... but I get back spasms.... :)

Seriously, stay positive and trust the medical staff, they sound great.

Your good old Aussie grit and stubborness will see you through this (it's a pity you cricket team aren't made of the same stuff as you :) ).

[deadlywill]

Yeah.... but I get back spasms.... :)

Seriously, stay positive and trust the medical staff, they sound great.

Your good old Aussie grit and stubborness will see you through this (it's a pity you cricket team aren't made of the same stuff as you :) ).

...5-0 last time but think you'll win it this time to be honest. Aussie cricket is all over the place at the moment. Your strength in the batting dept will see you through. A few players had good knocks against Australia A this week. But seriously don't even think about winning you cnuts...

[mike81]

Great news Deaders, crackin' report of the whole ordeal as well you little ripper!

[tjl]

...5-0 last time but think you'll win it this time to be honest.

Fooken Hell Deaders O'l Bean are you sure you haven't still got to much anesthetic in your system I know recuperating after major surgery Can cause problems but not as bad as making a son of Ned Kelly come out with something as treasonable as that,I'm surprised you didn't delete that post as soon as you saw it
Get well soon old Friend..

[ruudboy]

Thanks everyone for your well wishes.

I'm out of hospital and back home now on the mend. Be bleeding for about a week after the op.

The cancer was unfortunately attached to the bladder wall which meant that part of the bladder had to be cut out as well. It was about 3cm x 2cm x 2cm. They woke me up during the op to show me on the tv what it looked like - i'd say it looked like tripe if you've ever had the misfortune of seeing or eating that. You have a morphine injection into your spine that makes you paralyzed from the tits down. All the instruments go straight up ya japs eye and they use electric current to do the cutting. The scariest thing for me i think is when i woke up i couldn't feel anything or move anything and the nurse said thats what a paraplegic feels like. Awful feeling. Closely followed by the moment i spotted a catheter the size of a power cord hanging out my knob. I spent the next day dreading how they were gunna get that thing out until the nurse came in and said take a big breath in and while i was she just yanked it out. Wow - wasn't as bad as i thought it would be but after that it was definitely morphine time.

I had to wee on my own and when i tried to pass the first urine i nearly keeled over the pain was unbelievable. My knob felt like it had been shredded and dipped in petrol and set on fire. You have to constantly drink and pass urine which is very scary after the first time i really didn't want to do it again but the doc said if i didn't pass a certain amount of urine per hour then the catheter is going back in - fuck that. The urine is just blood with chunks in it basically. First two days it was quite thick blood but then i started to get more urine - less blood. I worked out on the second day if i sit down to pee it was slightly less painful than standing up. By 3rd day i was just taking some strong painkilling tabs to pass urine and decided to man up and drink as much water as i could during the day to get it over with. Now there is just a little blood at the beginning and at the end and not too much discomfort. There is usually four operations in the first year - every three months then we see how it's going from there.

Unfortunately it has a high recurrence rate in the 80% region and a life expectancy of five years or less from first removal date. So i might just get to see the new Man Utd manager. On the good side i am young and pretty fit and Aussie:D


Worst moment - Definitely first day of peeing after catheter came out. Am dreading the next time already.

Best moment - standing naked in the shower getting washed by two lovely nurses on their knees. A great moment and the only time on my first day up i was able to have a little chuckle:D

There it is ladies and germs...


You´re a fucking marine son, makes me ashamed to be whinging about fuck all. And I do, regularly. With that attitude nothing will get the better of you
See you tomorrow lunch in chat for the north london derby. Or tea if you´re on kangaroo time.

[Begbie]

It is amazing that they were able to find Deadly's knob to put the catheter up. My mum says that it's like a wee white mouse with a pink nose looking out of a whin bush. :lol:

[jake robinson]

Some ordeal you have been through but glad your spirits are high. You have got the right attitude, keep it going.
Best moment - standing naked in the shower getting washed by two lovely nurses on their knees. A great moment and the only time on my first day up i was able to have a little chuckle
Thank god they weren't male nurses.:eek:

[stenelly]

Deaders 1 big c 0 heer's to a 5 nill trouncing.
nill carborundum illigitamo. [don't let the bastard grind you down]

get well soon mate.

[adam_ayres1988]

A good positive attitude can go a long way Deadly :)

Hope things go better for you soon.

[5Bells]

Painful just reading your account of events DW, fingers crossed you make full recovery.

[imperial109]

A positive mind is the key to a strong recovery Deaders. You will have your highs as well as some lows, but try and stay positive and you will come through it.

My mum was diagnosed with MS, and the docs gave her a life expectancy of 0-2 years, 25 years later she is still going strong.........ish. Keep you head in the right place and your arse is sure to follow.

[Begbie]

Deadly finally has a comfortable piss and points Percy at New South Wales. http://www.3news.co.nz/NSW-floods-More-than-600M-in-damage/tabid/417/articleID/189488/Default.aspx

[CUFC]

Good luck with it Deaders. I know we've had our banter over the years but I really wish you all the best mate...mainly so I can wind you up about having a shite cricket team. Best of luck fella.

[jamtart98]

Our favourite Aussie has just had his first operation to get rid of bladder cancer.

I'm sure that we all want to give him some support. He's one of the good guys.

Don,t know the guy yet but certainly wish him all the best for his
op and for a speedy recovery.:vino:

[deadlywill]

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

[Begbie]

Good to hear from you, ya cunt. Thought you'd shuffled off this mortal coil.

[Tats]

Admit it deaders , you fookin loved it

[bazzer]

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

:lol::lol: Had that done last year ,didnt know the nurse tho ya jammy cunt
Hope everything is going well mate,good to hear from ya

[jake robinson]

Good to see you back deadly, there was me thinking you were enjoying an easy life.

[deadlywill]

Admit it deaders , you fookin loved it

gday champ - which way you leanin these days - sober or unsober :D say hello to Mrs Tats for me...8)

[deadlywill]

Good to see you back deadly, there was me thinking you were enjoying an easy life.

...back in time for you's to watch me wiped out by this years monster cyclone season lol....rain should start soon from what they're telling us....

[Allochtony]

...back in time for you's to watch me wiped out by this years monster cyclone season lol....rain should start soon from what they're telling us....

Got any links to that cyclone news?

I'd be much obliged, and or chuffed as fuck, I love extreme weather, sorry for the victims, but to be blown off yer feet is wicked...

[Allochtony]

A friend of mine got 'smacked' to the ground last week, on a Dutch beach while kite surfing, in a 150km winds, I hope he gets better, it's gonna take a while....

[glenman]

Glad you are back with us Deadly-there was a rumour doing the rounds you were a sex slave for sailors in Singapore.

[tjl]

Great to hear from you Deaders O'l Thing,thought you'd gone walk about

[bill.glentoran]

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...
some people will go through anything to get their cock stroked

[Allochtony]

England sank, HMS Belfast still afloat!

NEWS.

[imperial109]

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

Getting aroused will never be the same again!

Good to see you back.

[elftone1]

Great to see you you back deadly,a few of us where getting a bit worried about you,good news for fsi to see you back now all we need is stenelly to come back

[Burdock]

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

Stop whining, some people would pay good money for that...

Welcome back cobber, hope you're feeling a bit better man.

[mike81]

Welcome back you massive helmet.

[Toffeepop]

Welcome back deaders. You haven't missed much ;-)

[deadlywill]

Got any links to that cyclone news?

I'd be much obliged, and or chuffed as fuck, I love extreme weather, sorry for the victims, but to be blown off yer feet is wicked...

When it happens the latest will be on here - http://www.bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/ 8)

Here's a look at last years big mutha cyclone Yasi - press the play button - http://www.bom.gov.au/cyclone/history/yasi-satellite.shtml

[Allochtony]

Way out man..
Keep us informed of rising developments as they occure, ackur, happen.
Thank's.

[Allochtony]

I remember bout 7/8 years ago, I was on a game forum with loads of Aussies, cos I worked nights, and I got live commentary about loads of tragic events. including deaths...

How does that rate to the january cyclone this year?

[DerekM]

Welcome back Deadly, you were missed! I wondered if there had been a re-occurence of the problem. That was quite a large growth removed......have you missed some of your three month inspections?
My first twelve month one is due in Feb! Fingers crossed mate. All the best.

[Allochtony]

Least users ever online was Allochtony and 5 guests.
08-12-2011 02:56 uk.

[deadlywill]

Least users ever online was Allochtony and 5 guests.
08-12-2011 02:56 uk.

...tony do a search for the legend thread mate....:D

Fuck it just reading through that again - got another op in 3 weeks :x Still travelling better than alot of others RIP the big irish superstar Jim Stynes - died too young at 45 but left a legacy that can't be surpassed - not a player for my team but the ONLY man to play 244 games straight without missing a game - tough as nuts - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-20/jim-stynes-tributes/3901398

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-20/demons-players-shocked-by-stynes-death/3901842

[manUdave]

is it much of an op deaders

[accieturk]

and remeber you managed to come through it all before mate
your good tough Aussie stock remeber that too
we are all behind you mate
and look on the bright side
this time the nurse holding your tackle wont be your ex
she may actually be half decent for a change ;)
good luck mate not that youll need it the female staff in more danger than you :)

[Sharky]

Ashes. Bring it on. Can't wait. Poor fellow. We've picked the right time to go through the transition period. They didn't.

[Sharky]

Btw. Good luck with the op mate. Need you here for the Ashes.

[Burdock]

I see they finally caught you then deaders.... :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17470952

[bazzer]

Best of luck big man hope the op is a success and you aint in the hossy to long /or is that hussy :lol:

[Allochtony]

Missed the begining...

understand you are going under the knife...

Best of luck...scream bloody murder if you want too...

Hear from you soon.

[MADCHESTER CITY]

Good luck with the OP mate, hope all goes well 8)

[DerekM]

Some good news Deadly, I had my first yearly checkup last month and all clear so the next one is a year from now. Thats after 6/7 years of regular inspections, minor ops and 4 chemo's. So there is light at the end of the 'tunnel'!

[glenman]

Congrats to you Derek, hope Deadly gets good news too.

[mfc1876]

Great news for you Derek. Very glad to hear it.

All the very best to you Deaders. You got an op coming up mate? What's involved and when you having it?

[jake robinson]

Good luck deaders, hope all goes well and don't take so long to get back on here.
Hope the nurses take care of your every need.

[mfc1876]

I saw this film once called Sexy Nurses 3 and it looks fun staying in hospital, especially when they had to take a semen sample.