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25-07-2011, 05:30 PM
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Sharky's crap dating exploits
So anyway, I split up with the ex a few months back and am starting to see other wimin now.
Used a dating site and went out on a date with a fit women way, way out of my league. Half way through I knew it wasn't going well so we only had a little kiss at the end of the night and nothing else happened.
HOWEVER, there is a women (she's 39 and I am 33) up the road who I get on with really well. Was 'round hers last night and we had a bit of a flirt. She fucked off to the shop to get some cigs and her flatmate said "she fancies the arse off you, you know, you Harry Potter looking cunt". I added the last bit but the first part is true.
Now. Do I get the fuck in there or try and tease her some more?
Hate this dating malarkey.
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25-07-2011, 05:37 PM
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Ask Her straight out does she like you to make sure her mate is not messing about  the only way you lose is if she says no and you look an idoit ,put some pics off her up on here for us to view 
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25-07-2011, 05:55 PM
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just watch out you dont piss her guide dog off
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25-07-2011, 07:39 PM
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If you ever manage to bed her, remember to pull your trousers and pants down..
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25-07-2011, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by scudd
If you ever manage to bed her, remember to pull your trousers and pants down..
Four letter word. Begins with C has the letters U and N in the middle and ends in T. |
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25-07-2011, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fishtoast
put some pics off her up on here for us to view
Naked? |
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25-07-2011, 09:02 PM
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Just get her drunk
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25-07-2011, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by adam_ayres1988
Just get her drunk
Thats the only way he will hump her
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26-07-2011, 05:41 PM
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UTB
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Away then Sharky have ya tapped it yet then mate or what? Where's these naked images of her you're gonna post for the lads? Warn us if she's fuckin massive though cos I might be having summat to eat at the time.
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26-07-2011, 08:20 PM
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Kopped off again last night. Again this afternoon. She's coming 'round later. Bricking it. Thinking of knocking one out to clear the pipes.
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26-07-2011, 08:26 PM
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You'll be fine mate, let us know how it goes.
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26-07-2011, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sharks
Kopped off again last night. Again this afternoon. She's coming 'round later. Bricking it. Thinking of knocking one out to clear the pipes.
Don't do it man, keep the ship in the docks.
Thinking about it, this advice is now probably a little late.
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There is always a way.......it's finding it that is the problem.
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26-07-2011, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sharks
Kopped off again last night. Again this afternoon. She's coming 'round later. Bricking it. Thinking of knocking one out to clear the pipes.
You tramp!
Are you telling us that you fuck on second dates? Tell her that second dates are your 'understanding platform'. If she insists on going further, let her suck your lad....... but don't come!
Give her something to aspire to.
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27-07-2011, 06:40 AM
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I hope she is not a Footy fan on here reading this. Good luck albeit a little late.
No drunken midnight post so you must have scored.
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27-07-2011, 07:49 AM
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Aye, looks like he was all John Holmes'd up last night!
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27-07-2011, 08:01 AM
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Lovererly stuff.
Rat up a drainpipe.
I was shit. She was ace. I don't care.
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27-07-2011, 08:32 AM
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Have to say, she sounds like a bit of a slag. hope you're wearing something. |
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27-07-2011, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Toffeepop
Have to say, she sounds like a bit of a slag. hope you're wearing something.
Does leather count? |
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27-07-2011, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Sharks
Lovererly stuff.
Rat up a drainpipe.
I was shit. She was ace. I don't care.
As long as you got your fun who gives a fuck how good you were
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27-07-2011, 09:46 AM
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Chicken in Black
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Sharks wears ribbed condoms inside-out so that he gets the 'added pleasure'.
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