Sharky applies for Scottish passport

**KUBLA** · #1 02-01-2009, 12:12 AM

with this photo the Carlisle burgh is a defo starter

**Raff67** · #2 02-01-2009, 12:17 AM

No letting that cunt in.

Application denied.

**Sharky** · #3 02-01-2009, 01:08 AM

RE Scottism; drinking Tennents Super at the job centre does sound quite appealing, except for the fact I'm not too keen on it as it tastes like treacle.

**Raff67** · #4 02-01-2009, 01:38 AM

Stereotyping is not accepted, you are not welcome in the New Republic. Be gone Nigel.

**Begbie** · #5 02-01-2009, 08:56 AM

Is Sharky not Lulu in disguise?

Ergo Scottish already.

**julioarca** · #6 02-01-2009, 10:45 AM

I'm 25% fruity. I'm in.

Haven't got a checky skirt thing, like.

**mad-dog** · #7 02-01-2009, 01:19 PM

i canne drink or take drugs so no chance for me
so its morris dancing for me

**Begbie** · #8 02-01-2009, 01:24 PM

Choose life.

**Sharky** · #9 02-01-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mad-dog

i canne drink or take drugs so no chance for me
so its morris dancing for me

I got a letter today which said I wasn't obsessed about the English football team losing and insecure about my nation's status in the rest of the world enough to be considered.

Damn. Oh well. Back to having a chance of actually winning something other than curling.

**Begbie** · #10 02-01-2009, 01:48 PM

Sharks, Cumbrians are atypical English as garlic.

You know that your forefathers and the Geordie's ancestors were just Scotsmen that were too drunk to climb back over the wall.

If you've ever had a Drambuie you qualify to play for Scotland. Ask Nacho.

**mad-dog** · #11 02-01-2009, 03:16 PM

Shit I had a scotch egg this morning guess I will wait for the letter asking if I can play for Scotland now

**tommo1971** · #12 02-01-2009, 04:37 PM

I know its only Scotland mad-dog but you still have to be able to kick a football in a straight line!!!!!!

**mad-dog** · #13 02-01-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommo1971

I know its only Scotland mad-dog but you still have to be able to kick a football in a straight line!!!!!!

never was anygood to tall and big

**tommo1971** · #14 03-01-2009, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mad-dog

never was anygood to tall and big

Are you Peter Crouch in disguise.

**Begbie** · #15 10-12-2010, 10:56 PM

Just spotted an MSN-Bot reading this thread.

Note to Bill Gates:

Send that web-spider out on a different search, save us all the bother of checking what you are looking for.

**bill.glentoran** · #16 11-12-2010, 12:26 AM

how righteous whoring for bill