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Rob Green jokes
What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler?
Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people.
Have you seen the new "Rob Green condoms?"
They're extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.
My computer has just been infected with the "rob green Virus"...
I can't save anything....
What's the difference between rob green and Justin Bieber?
rob green knows how to drop his balls.
rob green must wish the ground would open up and swallow him. If the game was at Wembley, it probably would do.
"Just be careful You don't catch anything over there", I think rob green has misunderstood his doctors advice before leaving for South Africa.
All these Robert Green jokes are getting out of hand now, in fact they're crossing the line.
If only John Terry had shagged Robert Greens wife...
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping.
He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way, you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”
The 7 dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out "England are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!"
As the team was leaving the pitch at half time, Green said cheerfully, 'Has anyone got ten pence for the phone - I want to call a friend.'
Terry said 'Here's twenty pence,' 'Call all your friends'.
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