Originally Posted by
imperial109
Good moaning
Hole Hotler! - heil hitler
* "Gid Moaning" for "Good Morning" (his catchphrase)
* "I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty." for "I was passing by the door, when I heard two shots. You are holding in your hand a smoking gun; you are clearly the guilty party."
* "Do you have the long-distance dick?" for "Do you have the long-distance duck?"
* "And who is peeing for the ponsoir?" for "And who is paying for the pissoire?" after it was damaged by an overriding tank.
* "It is a dick night" for "It is a dark night"
* "Half pissed sox" for "Half past six"
* "Will you please stop bonging the bill" for "Will you please stop banging the bell"
* "I have good nose" for "I have good news"
* "I will go out the bock pissage" for "I will go out the back passage"
* "I thonk it would be woose if we all left tin" for "I think it would be wise if we all left town"
* "Too loot, the bummer is already on the wee" for "Too late, the bomber is already on the way"
* "I have a mop if you would like to take a leak" for "I have a map if you would like to take a look"
* "I have the two British earmen in the sill at the poloce station, I will return them to you as soon as pissable" for "I have the two British airmen in the prison at the police station, I will return them to you as soon as possible"
* "Do not weary, Ronnie" for "Do not worry, René"
* "I have come to collect my bersicle, (Reně asks "What bersicle?") "The bersicle that produces the electrocity for the roodio when you piddle in your wife's mothers' bedroom" for "I have come to collect my bicycle. The bicycle that produces the electricity for the radio when you pedal in your wife's mothers' bedroom"
* She's as possed as a newt" meaning "She's as pissed as a newt" Refering to Renae's Mother-In-Law.
* "They will take this spinner (spanner) and unscrew their nuts."
* "I was wonking at you!" for "I was winking at you!"
* "The British Air Farce have dropped their bums on the water works..They have scored a direct hot on the pimps" for "...a direct hit on the pumps"
* "You must get your hands on some girls' knockers"...knickers, they needed silk.
* "There's obviously no piss for the wicked"
good moaning.
i am officer crabtree. i wark for British Ontelligence bot I have disgeezed maseelf as a poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.
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