One eyed watching...

**Allochtony** · #1 19-12-2011, 11:27 PM

I normaly use two eyes, but tonight I am using one.

**Allochtony** · #2 19-12-2011, 11:32 PM

And there is no more football? (since last weekend!)

**stenelly** · #3 19-12-2011, 11:37 PM

Tony your post make no sense with 2 eyes.

**Begbie** · #4 19-12-2011, 11:43 PM

Tony is lying pissed or stoned with one eye shut and still wondering why Family Guy is on both his TVs. He doesn't know where the second TV came from, he only has one.

**Allochtony** · #5 20-12-2011, 07:08 AM

Ha got you there...
I got one in the cupboard, or is that a microwave with no BBC?
Been meaning to throw that out...but makes a great extra chair, like a crate of beer...if anyone ever dared to visit.

Social sevices don't come round anymore, cos' they have to sit on the beer or on the telly/microwave. Buggers.

How did you know I watch comedy channel?

**Allochtony** · #6 20-12-2011, 08:02 AM

God am I thirsty...

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The Tony.

**Allochtony** · #7 10-01-2012, 11:26 PM

I've gone and lost me mouse now!

Two eyes, one mouse, can't be that hard?

Four eye's, no mouse...now we are talking!

**Allochtony** · #8 23-01-2012, 10:00 PM

Am trying to watch Mrs Browns boys, without laughing, impossible.

**Allochtony** · #9 29-01-2012, 05:58 PM

Oh yeah, hear we go again, just been presentented with a bottle of berenburger...
A present from last years shooting calander?

**Allochtony** · #10 29-01-2012, 06:00 PM

It's delisiously dangerous!

**Sharky** · #11 29-01-2012, 06:04 PM

I'm having a one man karaoke session in the front room.

Just done this three times.

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**stenelly** · #12 29-01-2012, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allochtony

Oh yeah, hear we go again, just been presentented with a bottle of berenburger...
A present from last year shooting calander!

Beerenburg (Frisian: Bearenburch) is a Dutch drink, made by adding herbs to jenever, with about 30% alcohol.

no wonder you only have one eye

**Allochtony** · #13 29-01-2012, 06:10 PM

To tell the truth, that one eye was already corrupt!

I'm struggling with the other one.

**Allochtony** · #14 29-01-2012, 06:19 PM

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnema_Berenburg

If you ask me, I got the first prize this year!

**Sharky** · #15 29-01-2012, 06:21 PM

Next sing along in Sharky's front room;

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**Allochtony** · #16 29-01-2012, 06:25 PM

1/4 bottle down already, the rest later.

Tomorrow I got home help on the door at 13:00, good luck bitch.

**Sharky** · #17 29-01-2012, 06:34 PM

Now this.

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**Allochtony** · #18 29-01-2012, 09:48 PM

Ha!

It's working again.

An eye in the hand is worth two up the bush!

**Allochtony** · #19 29-01-2012, 11:18 PM

My last egg cup died!

I'm on the bottle now!

**Allochtony** · #20 30-01-2012, 04:32 AM

I just realised, my bottle, is half full.

Looking at the positive side of life.