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**big dan** · #1 01-11-2010, 11:33 AM

hey guyssssssss i have passed the online application and all i need to do is pass the telephone interview yessssssssssssssssssssss

piece of piss

**Begbie** · #2 01-11-2010, 11:39 AM

It might be better if you get Accie to do the phone interview for you. He's a lot more polite than you are.

**big dan** · #3 01-11-2010, 11:41 AM

oi ya cheeky old chit grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shouldnt you be getting your pension by now

**Begbie** · #4 01-11-2010, 11:55 AM

Shouldn't you be resting your head on your desk having your 'quiet time' or sitting on the 'naughty chair'?

**big dan** · #5 01-11-2010, 11:58 AM

no i am waiting for me dad to come get me to go up and see me gran is hospital

**mfc1876** · #6 01-11-2010, 08:43 PM

Don't forget what I said about telling the punters all they're tyres are bald and exhausts hanging off and engine's fucked when really there's fuckall wrong with there car! You'll fit right into the robbing bastards lol!

**ruudboy** · #7 01-11-2010, 09:16 PM

good luck dan,

fingers crossed for you, I know all too well the difficulty of being out of work All credit to you for trying.

**manUdave** · #8 01-11-2010, 09:44 PM

Have learnt the song. The one you'll have to sing over the phone.

**mfc1876** · #9 01-11-2010, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfc1876

Don't forget what I said about telling the punters all they're tyres are bald and exhausts hanging off and engine's fucked when really there's fuckall wrong with there car! You'll fit right into the robbing bastards lol!

I am shocked and appaled at my spelling on my previous post. I hang my head in shame... 'they're tyres' should be 'their tyres' and 'there car' should be 'their car'. I wholeheartedly apologise for my lapsadasical approach on the above post and I promise it will never happen again. SHAME ON ME!

**mfc1876** · #10 01-11-2010, 10:10 PM

p.s. Let us know how you get on bigdan! We're all rooting for you

(the legal minimum tread depth for a car tyre is 1.6mm, across 75% of the width of the tread and 100% around the circumference)

Thought that might help ^

**imperial109** · #11 02-11-2010, 09:57 AM

Practise taking a long breath through your teeth, this helps when you take someone to the cleaners.

**deadlywill** · #12 02-11-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfc1876

I am shocked and appaled at my spelling on my previous post. I hang my head in shame... 'they're tyres' should be 'their tyres' and 'there car' should be 'their car'. I wholeheartedly apologise for my lapsadasical approach on the above post and I promise it will never happen again. SHAME ON ME!

...lackadaisical maybe

**big dan** · #13 02-11-2010, 01:06 PM

never got it as my operation is on the first of December and that's when the course starts so i need to wait until april to c if i get one then FUCKING NHS PIECE OF SHIT

**Begbie** · #14 02-11-2010, 01:10 PM

If it wasn't for the NHS you'd need private medical insurance or pay cash for the operation or do without it.

**big dan** · #15 02-11-2010, 01:12 PM

maybe but they a have played me about i was suppose to have this done long ago and when i get it ruins everything