joke

**bill.glentoran** · #1 01-09-2009, 10:11 PM

THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", says the bus driver.

"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

**Begbie** · #2 02-09-2009, 09:21 PM

Olde tyme joke.

1977 vintage (for me).

Works better in a pub, accompanied by actions.

**bill.glentoran** · #3 02-09-2009, 10:05 PM

i couldnt help it what with no football on.

**bill.glentoran** · #4 02-09-2009, 10:17 PM

the above link doesnt open,dont know why but i will figure it out eventually,has anybody seen megawoosh on you tube,dont know if its real or fake.

**Begbie** · #5 02-09-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill.glentoran

i couldnt help it what with no football on.

The Orange download won't work. I don't think that FSi has access to your Inbox.

Anybody up for a game of Texas Holdem? I'll set all player's vCash to, say 1000, and reinstate the original amounts (plus or minus gains/losses) at the end. When the 1000 has gone, no buy ins etc. You're out of the game.

**Begbie** · #6 02-09-2009, 10:30 PM

Albino. You're always up for a gamble. Fancy a hand or two?

**adam_ayres1988** · #7 02-09-2009, 10:39 PM

I can't be assed. Feeling tired for some reason. When I'm drinking I will be

**Begbie** · #8 02-09-2009, 10:48 PM

OK then. I'll play you one hand for 2000 vCoupons blinder. The winner of the first hand takes the 2000 off the other. Just click the buttons , no raising and no throwing the hand in. You're on a 50/50. Up for it?

**bill.glentoran** · #9 02-09-2009, 11:26 PM

who won?

**adam_ayres1988** · #10 02-09-2009, 11:27 PM

I didn't play

I can't be bothered to at the moment.

**revolver** · #11 03-09-2009, 10:52 AM

Count me in next time, i forgot all about the FSi casino and i wanna waste some of my vcash