I want to know how to...

**deadlywill** · #1 10-12-2011, 10:34 AM

Got a problem? Don't know how to do something on your computer? Got a stain you cant get oot? (Adam Ayres

) In a fix? Maybe one of the FSi members can help you out....

I'll start...

I just found out today you can use chrome polish to remove hard water marks from your windscreen that wont come off with window cleaner. Great if you live in a mining town

**deadlywill** · #2 10-12-2011, 10:36 AM

If someone puts permanent marker on your whiteboard you can remove it by going over it with non permanent marker...

**Tats** · #3 10-12-2011, 11:28 AM

mustard powder stains your hands yellow to remove it wash your hands with lemon juice

**deadlywill** · #4 10-12-2011, 12:42 PM

...i take it you found this out makin sauce...

**Tats** · #5 10-12-2011, 01:22 PM

Mustard lol

When peeling onions breath through your mouth and not your nose and your eyes wont sting like fook

**deadlywill** · #6 10-12-2011, 01:30 PM

I'm a chef by trade so i know that one....

**deadlywill** · #7 10-12-2011, 01:31 PM

Does anyone on here use Warezbb for their movies and tele etc or am i the only one?

**Tezza** · #8 10-12-2011, 03:01 PM

not heard that one ,i dload all i need ,but luckily not capped here ,are you capped in aus?

**Allochtony** · #9 10-12-2011, 03:38 PM

When I press the red button, as advised by the bbc, my TV turns off...
Please help.

**Tats** · #10 10-12-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allochtony

When I press the red button, as advised by the bbc, my TV turns off...
Please help.

dont press the red button

**Allochtony** · #11 10-12-2011, 04:16 PM

I tried that, nothing changes?

**mfc1876** · #12 10-12-2011, 05:06 PM

Stubborn stains on your clothes? Especially bright orange baby food stains on white baby clothes

Leave them in direct sunlight and the stains disappear!

Don't know if it gets cum stains out of bedsheets or socks though Adam

**mfc1876** · #13 10-12-2011, 05:08 PM

Put a layer of tin foil on the bottom of your grill pan to stop food dropping off the rack and baking onto the bottom of the pan.

**Allochtony** · #14 10-12-2011, 05:11 PM

Try not betting on losing teams, it works a treat!

**Begbie** · #15 10-12-2011, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfc1876

Put a layer of tin foil on the bottom of your grill pan to stop food dropping off the rack and baking onto the bottom of the pan.

Alternatively, put a centimetre of water in the bottom of your grill pan. The fat etc. floats and your smoke alarms don't go off every time you make a bacon buttie.

**Begbie** · #16 10-12-2011, 05:21 PM

Fed up not being able to find your car in the supermarket car-park after you have done your shopping?

Simply let the air out of all four tyres before entering. When you exit the supermarket your car will be easily identifiable as the lowest one in the car-park.

**mfc1876** · #17 10-12-2011, 05:26 PM

Don't have internet? Fool your neighbours into thinking you do by sitting in front of a window, tapping your fingers on a desktop every so often while looking at the wall and then masturbating furiously every 10 minutes.

**Begbie** · #18 10-12-2011, 05:33 PM

Want to get away with murdering somebody? Simply buy a disused fairground, lure your victim there and murder him. This is fool-proof and you will get away with it provided that there are no dog-owning pesky kids in the area.

**Allochtony** · #19 10-12-2011, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfc1876

Don't have internet? Fool your neighbours into thinking you do by sitting in front of a window, tapping your fingers on a desktop every so often while looking at the wall and then masturbating furiously every 10 minutes.

Got me too a tea.

**bill.glentoran** · #20 11-12-2011, 11:15 PM

tired of children endlessly pestering you trick or treating? well the answers right here,simply by getting registered on the sex offenders list will keep your door kiddy free,also making you the talk of the town with friends and neighbours