For the Girls

**roller coaster** · #1 23-08-2009, 01:14 PM

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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And finally

A man decides to wash his own sweatshirt but when he gets to the washing machine he becomes confused with all the switches and knobs. After a while he shouts to his wife "what settings do I use on the washing machine".
"That depends" she says. "What does it say on you sweatshirt".
He replies:-

"Liverpool"!!!!!!

**suzie** · #2 23-08-2009, 01:20 PM

I like! I like!

**deadlywill** · #3 23-08-2009, 01:30 PM

ahhhhhhh....the sexism on this site...i just want to screammmm!!!!!

**suzie** · #4 23-08-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadlywill

ahhhhhhh....the sexism on this site...i just want to screammmm!!!!!

I know its awful isn't it Will!!

#5 23-08-2009, 02:03 PM

Lol the last one's good.