Fantastic ebay listing

**Burdock** · #1 22-03-2011, 09:16 PM

This is brilliant..... just keep reading..... love the Q & A's too!!

eBay Wetsuit Listing

**jake robinson** · #2 22-03-2011, 09:35 PM

Ha ha love it, great sense of humour

**mfc1876** · #3 22-03-2011, 11:30 PM

Pure comedy genius!!!

**Begbie** · #4 23-03-2011, 12:42 AM

Tears in my eyes laughing.

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I am 'complete' minus the end of my index finger which I lost trying to feed a chipstick to an otter, I should have listened to Terry Nutkins when he said "if you f*ck about feeding Otters you'll lose a finger", at the time it made no sense, now it does.

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Q: i don't really need a wet suit...i'd really like an aquarium! have you got any of those?!
A: No aquariums, but I do have a dead squirrel floating in a bucket, will that do?