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**deadlywill** · #41 29-11-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tats

Admit it deaders , you fookin loved it

gday champ - which way you leanin these days - sober or unsober

say hello to Mrs Tats for me...

**deadlywill** · #42 29-11-2011, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jake robinson

Good to see you back deadly, there was me thinking you were enjoying an easy life.

...back in time for you's to watch me wiped out by this years monster cyclone season lol....rain should start soon from what they're telling us....

**Allochtony** · #43 29-11-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by deadlywill

...back in time for you's to watch me wiped out by this years monster cyclone season lol....rain should start soon from what they're telling us....

Got any links to that cyclone news?

I'd be much obliged, and or chuffed as fuck, I love extreme weather, sorry for the victims, but to be blown off yer feet is wicked...

**Allochtony** · #44 29-11-2011, 04:23 PM

A friend of mine got 'smacked' to the ground last week, on a Dutch beach while kite surfing, in a 150km winds, I hope he gets better, it's gonna take a while....

**glenman** · #45 29-11-2011, 04:43 PM

Glad you are back with us Deadly-there was a rumour doing the rounds you were a sex slave for sailors in Singapore.

**tjl** · #46 29-11-2011, 04:50 PM

Great to hear from you Deaders O'l Thing,thought you'd gone walk about

**bill.glentoran** · #47 29-11-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by deadlywill

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

some people will go through anything to get their cock stroked

**Allochtony** · #48 29-11-2011, 06:42 PM

England sank, HMS Belfast still afloat!

NEWS.

**imperial109** · #49 29-11-2011, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by deadlywill

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

Getting aroused will never be the same again!

Good to see you back.

**elftone1** · #50 29-11-2011, 07:55 PM

Great to see you you back deadly,a few of us where getting a bit worried about you,good news for fsi to see you back now all we need is stenelly to come back

**Burdock** · #51 30-11-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by deadlywill

fuckin veteran at it now i can tell ya...on my fifth op. Here's a laugh... go in for a cystoscope...a cystoscope involves, very fucken coincidentally, a nurse that you recently slept with on a bender and never called back, washing your pork sword and ya stones with some sorta freezing cold fluid and then jamming a big syringe full of freezing cold anaesthetic down ya japs eye till ya feel like it's gunna come out ya arse - your diddle shrinks at least a third from frostbite ( i still had plenty left), then the surgeon comes in and jams a camera the size of a small asian island down ya beef weapon and has a look around while the nurse you slept with and didn't call back holds ya girl slayer...had to wait 2 hours for the priviledge too geez...

Stop whining, some people would pay good money for that...

Welcome back cobber, hope you're feeling a bit better man.

**mike81** · #52 30-11-2011, 04:47 PM

Welcome back you massive helmet.

**Toffeepop** · #53 30-11-2011, 10:45 PM

Welcome back deaders. You haven't missed much ;-)

**deadlywill** · #54 01-12-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Allochtony

Got any links to that cyclone news?

I'd be much obliged, and or chuffed as fuck, I love extreme weather, sorry for the victims, but to be blown off yer feet is wicked...

When it happens the latest will be on here - http://www.bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/

Here's a look at last years big mutha cyclone Yasi - press the play button - http://www.bom.gov.au/cyclone/histor...atellite.shtml

**Allochtony** · #55 02-12-2011, 03:54 PM

Way out man..
Keep us informed of rising developments as they occure, ackur, happen.
Thank's.

**Allochtony** · #56 02-12-2011, 04:02 PM

I remember bout 7/8 years ago, I was on a game forum with loads of Aussies, cos I worked nights, and I got live commentary about loads of tragic events. including deaths...

How does that rate to the january cyclone this year?

**DerekM** · #57 04-12-2011, 07:49 AM

Welcome back Deadly, you were missed! I wondered if there had been a re-occurence of the problem. That was quite a large growth removed......have you missed some of your three month inspections?
My first twelve month one is due in Feb! Fingers crossed mate. All the best.

**Allochtony** · #58 08-12-2011, 03:04 AM

Least users ever online was Allochtony and 5 guests.
08-12-2011 02:56 uk.

**deadlywill** · #59 20-03-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Allochtony

Least users ever online was Allochtony and 5 guests.
08-12-2011 02:56 uk.

...tony do a search for the legend thread mate....

Fuck it just reading through that again - got another op in 3 weeks

Still travelling better than alot of others RIP the big irish superstar Jim Stynes - died too young at 45 but left a legacy that can't be surpassed - not a player for my team but the ONLY man to play 244 games straight without missing a game - tough as nuts - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-2...ibutes/3901398

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-2...-death/3901842

**manUdave** · #60 20-03-2012, 10:01 PM

is it much of an op deaders