Countdown - Page 2

**fishtoast** · #21 21-05-2011, 09:03 PM

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no sign of mfc tonight,is he working shifts?or did the missus catch him on danger wanking?

he was on 40mins ago,lets just say hes been running round a bit

**mfc1876** · #22 22-05-2011, 12:24 AM

Been catching fucking theives nicking stuff out my back garden, they wont be doing that again the little cunts.

**bill.glentoran** · #23 22-05-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by mfc1876

Been catching fucking theives nicking stuff out my back garden, they wont be doing that again the little cunts.

nice 1 the wee fuckers

**revolver** · #24 22-05-2011, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mfc1876

Been catching fucking theives nicking stuff out my back garden, they wont be doing that again the little cunts.

Guessing they found nothing worth stealing eh?

**bill.glentoran** · #25 22-05-2011, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bill.glentoran

nice 1 the wee fuckers

but,back to the original subject...
dear danger wanks
i have recently introduced the missus to texas hold em on facebook!and,although i enjoy the good lady "havin a wee game or two"i cant get back on me laptop which is situated in the living room!my question to thee is!...if i stand in the hallway juggling the beans,and then throw open the door,stand behind the laptop and fire one over the top of the open topped screen,leaving her looking like our glorious queen elizabeth bedecked in a magnificent pearl necklace,can i excuse myself by saying that she has ignored me because of her lust for poker..
thanks for your advice
ps.gonna have a wank anyway

**mfc1876** · #26 22-05-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by revolver

Guessing they found nothing worth stealing eh?

They pinched 2 swings (1 was a baby swing ffs!) and a see-saw. It's all I left out the back since his toy police car was stolen a few months back that cost �60. The see-saw was about �30 and the swings are about �20 each so glad I went looking for the llittle fuckers and got em back. I wouldn't care but they were about 16/18 years old and there was about ten of em and they all fucking ran when I showed up, fannies lol!

**mfc1876** · #27 22-05-2011, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bill.glentoran

but,back to the original subject...
dear danger wanks
i have recently introduced the missus to texas hold em on facebook!and,although i enjoy the good lady "havin a wee game or two"i cant get back on me laptop which is situated in the living room!my question to thee is!...if i stand in the hallway juggling the beans,and then throw open the door,stand behind the laptop and fire one over the top of the open topped screen,leaving her looking like our glorious queen elizabeth bedecked in a magnificent pearl necklace,can i excuse myself by saying that she has ignored me because of her lust for poker..
thanks for your advice
ps.gonna have a wank anyway

You'd have to shout her from upstairs saying you were in some kind of discomfort and need assistance and then proceed to milk the one eyed trouser snake. The goal is to milk it to completion then cover up all evidence before the mrs arrives to investigate the nature of your distress.

Anyway, once she gets upstairs barge past her, leg it downstairs and take over the laptop. Failing that buy a brand spanking new one with all the latest new toys on it etc and let your sheila have the old one lol!

Thinking of starting an Agony Uncle thread...

**adam_ayres1988** · #28 22-05-2011, 10:49 AM

I was going to go on countdown years ago. I had the application form, I just never sent it off.