Capital City?

**Begbie** · #1 23-09-2011, 01:14 AM

A long-time bugbear of mine:

If something happens in that London, it makes the national news.

If it is warm in that London, the weather forecasters tell us that we are all getting a good weekend. If there are riots in that London, the news tells us that we are all feral. If rich businessmen in that London brings the country to its knees, we're all in it together.

**mfc1876** · #2 23-09-2011, 12:34 PM

I concur Mr Begbie

**glenman** · #3 23-09-2011, 04:41 PM

BUT it is the centre of the universe-England rebuilt their footy ground there, they play two test matches there and the mighty Gunners play there!

**Greenman** · #4 23-09-2011, 09:07 PM

Every thing happens there, but we pay for it

**mfc1876** · #5 24-09-2011, 09:49 AM

It's a joke isn't it, they go on like it's the greatest place on Earth but it costs about �350,000 for a one bed pokey flat and the city stinks of piss. Oh yeah, it's full of fookin cockneys too ha ha ha!

**Harry Hotspur** · #6 29-09-2011, 11:09 PM

Well fook all happens anywhere else, you bunch of sheepshagers!

and we got the kings & Queens living among us..so there..

**Begbie** · #7 29-09-2011, 11:33 PM

Gay Pride for wrinklies?

We're geezers. We're keeping a tradition going, artificially.

Singalong: Knees up Mother Brown, knees up Mother Brown.....

**wakka839** · #8 30-09-2011, 05:10 AM

Pretty much same thing in northern ireland, its either belfast or fuck all, nobody inside belfast seems to give a shit about anything or than belfast. You just know from driving on the outskirts of it to airport, that good money that could be used on many different important things around the country has been used to make belfast look modern. Is there really a need to put one steel ball inside another?

Aforementioned balls http://alaninbelfast.blogspot.com/20...-on-falls.html

**imperial109** · #9 30-09-2011, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wakka839

Pretty much same thing in northern ireland, its either belfast or fuck all, nobody inside belfast seems to give a shit about anything or than belfast. You just know from driving on the outskirts of it to airport, that good money that could be used on many different important things around the country has been used to make belfast look modern. Is there really a need to put one steel ball inside another?

Aforementioned balls http://alaninbelfast.blogspot.com/20...-on-falls.html

So its just a big climbing frame, where are they putting the swings?

**glenman** · #10 30-09-2011, 04:56 PM

It will be stolen and taken to a scrap metal yard within a month.