big quiz

**bill.glentoran** · #1 06-10-2011, 10:06 PM

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

**Begbie** · #2 06-10-2011, 10:09 PM

1. Johnny

**Begbie** · #3 06-10-2011, 10:10 PM

2. Meat

(I'll stop now)

**adam_ayres1988** · #4 06-10-2011, 10:15 PM

I'll pm you with my answers to keep the fun out there for others.

**bill.glentoran** · #5 06-10-2011, 10:20 PM

i thought i would title it big quiz cause......its big

**Begbie** · #6 06-10-2011, 10:23 PM

A big quiz for a Belfast man is easy meat for us culchies.

**Begbie** · #7 06-10-2011, 10:32 PM

Did you know that if you Ask Jeeves, 'What is the meaning of gullible' you get a message saying 'Showing 0 of 0. Did you mean Gulliver?'

**bill.glentoran** · #8 06-10-2011, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Begbie

A big quiz for a Belfast man is easy meat for us culchies.

god bless the agricultural community feeding the nation,even us townies

**imperial109** · #9 06-10-2011, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Begbie

Did you know that if you Ask Jeeves, 'What is the meaning of gullible' you get a message saying 'Showing 0 of 0. Did you mean Gulliver?'

Take your word for it!

**jake robinson** · #10 06-10-2011, 10:40 PM

I like it, gets you really thinking.

**Begbie** · #11 06-10-2011, 10:43 PM

I'm off to argue and shout at people on Question Time, Hearts and Minds and This Week. Baroness Warsi has already annoyed me.

**revolver** · #12 06-10-2011, 11:56 PM

7 is the only one I can't figure out.

edit: Got it.

**mfc1876** · #13 07-10-2011, 09:21 AM

I was feeling all smug cos I thought I knew them all. I was wrong about #7 though. I thought it was because of one of those stupid laws written a hundred years ago but no, I'm a thick twat!