A brief description

**Begbie** · #1 27-04-2011, 04:15 PM

Post a brief biography of the person who posted the last post in this thread, as you imagine them to be based on their previous posts.

Please folks, don't get upset. It's only a bit of fun.

Sh!t. I've just realised, I'm setting myself up but I only have to endure one post.

**Begbie** · #2 27-04-2011, 06:36 PM

^^ Cunt.

**adam_ayres1988** · #3 27-04-2011, 07:18 PM

An intelligent person, down to Earth and a good laugh

**bill.glentoran** · #4 27-04-2011, 11:10 PM

devout gooner lacking finger nails and partaking of max dose anti depressants

**deadlywill** · #5 28-04-2011, 02:08 AM

...born of an Alaskan mother and Eskimo father you could say Bill has cold in his genes. However, living in Hawaii hasn't stopped Bill from pursuing his talent of nude photography. Rising to the heights of the Playboy mansion in little over a year, he now resides in house at the bequest of Hugh Hefner himself. Usually only working for 2 hours a week, most days Bill strides round in his dressing gown dripping with naked blonde whores attending to his every need. Yeessssssss...life's tough for Bill but he seems to have an inner strength that allows him to battle on even in the toughest of positions....

**mfc1876** · #6 29-04-2011, 12:57 AM

In the words of the great Bill Heslop (Muriel's Wedding) he's a 'Little... Aussie... Battler!' A man with great courage who keeps on laughing in the face of adversity. A living legend if you will who I'm not ashamed to say I have a great respect for. A fair dinkum geezer, straight down the middle, know exactly where you stand and doesn't take any fucking shit lol! A fella I am proud to call a friend.

(pssst... that ok Deaders? How much did you say you'd give me?)

**bazzer** · #7 29-04-2011, 01:47 AM

Ah shit a cannae lol Fuck it Here we have a hard working guy thats hit a rocky patch, bit like his team ,quite a honest talking guy not scared to speak his fuckin mind like lol Family man thats why he fits like a tyre on here and a good friend who like a bit of craic

**Sharks** · #8 29-04-2011, 01:14 PM

Sound. Difficult to draw into an argument. Proper Rangers fan unlike the drunken Ulsterman.

**elftone1** · #9 30-04-2011, 04:01 AM

Some would say a right tit but not ME.Likes to wind folke up but not me, i like that lol.Canny throw a dart to save himself.so here gose lol just misse bazz lol